Donald Duck hits 78...and roof!

Last night, Donald Duck was arrested while outside his fiance, Daisy Duck's apartment. Sources say he was upset over her failure to commit to a monogamous relationship. Donald, now 78, has had issues with anger management and is known for having undiagnosed Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). Police were called to the location where witnesses said Mr. Duck was so upset he was molting. Duck was celebrating his up coming birthday party with friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, seen here. Upset at the discovery of black duck feathers at Daisy's premises, Donald flew into a tantrum

When asked for comment, sources close to Duck said "Uncle Donald has some challenges ahead, and we will be there to support him." Bail was set at $10,000 and paid by Donald's Uncle Scrooge. Charges still pending are Molting in public, public intoxication, and failure to wear pants in public. Mr. Duck could not be reached for comment.  

The Mayo Clinic defines intermittent explosive disorder as characterized by repeated episodes of aggressive, violent behavior in which you react grossly out of proportion to the situation. Road rage, domestic abuse, and angry outbursts or temper tantrums that involve throwing or breaking objects may be signs of intermittent explosive disorder (IED).










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